Busy Boris

Posted by on Apr 2, 2006 in updates | 0 comments So it took the News of the World to tell us why Boris is too busy to write his blog. I would like to know if the whistle blower who dished the dirt also travelled on two wheels in hot pursuit of Boris, eyes firmly fixed to his or her watch. How else were all his movements timed so precisely?
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Am I pale and interesting?

Posted by on Apr 2, 2006 in updates | 5 comments Men with beards and pale, interesting ladies are being sought by a film company to star in a blockbuster sequal to the Oscar-winning film Elizabeth. Filming will take place on my doorstep and this weekend talent scouts were out recruiting extras. Between 400-500 are needed and they were not short of offers; more than 300 budding stars signed up in Ely alone. My confidence was still on a high...
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