David, Laura and Jodie
The environmentally friendly way of arriving

Shortly after we married, my husband was told by his consultant that he may have a medical problem which would make it impossible for us to conceive. But hey presto, our son David came along and was very much a honeymoon baby.

So here is is now aged 15, done up to the nines for his school Prom with his date, the lovely Laura in a very revealing dress, being chauffered in a sparkling new Jag with friend Jodie.

The whole town turned out to see them all arrive in style and walk the red carpet in limos and every racy car you can imagine, as well as a tractor, fire engine and riding pillion with a Hells Angels escort of 20 bikers.

David partied with friends afterwards and didn’t get a wink of sleep. It seems I was the most embarrassing mum there – my crime was being too snap happy and taking 109 pics.

What annoys me is that you never find out from boys what happened, they are very economical with sharing information, unless they want a favour. I only found out at the last minute that David had switched dates for the evening. I’m hoping Laura will pop round for a BBQ this evening and maybe she will tell me about it.