I’ve just waved my eldest son David off at the railway station. He is on his to Hull where he will meet his university friends who image he is joining on a coach trip to Spain.

From what I can gather, it’s a group of sports clubs, including his football team. As well as the sun lotion, he has packed a convict’s outfit, pair of handcuffs, wig and a jockey’s racing silks. There is no way he would have passed airport security with that kind of baggage!

He did confirm that he had packed his football boots too, but I don’t think that footie is going to be the main focus of this trip.

I couldn’t help wondering if European students brought similar odd items over to England to participate in drunken hair raising stunts.

What are the chances that David will end up in a Spanish jail?

“Those Spanish police are not very friendly,” my husband warned him last night.

No wonder I’m a worried mum…