Latest “noose” from gallows farmer forming political party

Gallows farmer David Lucas plans to form his own political party, spurred on by the public support he has received in his macabre stand for law and order.

It will simply be called The People Party, though I expect the tabloids will dub it something totally different, and the name certainly does not reflect his extreme support for capital punishment.

Lucas is also angry that new EU legislation has forced him to stop selling his gruesome gallows. This prohibits the import and export of any goods which could be used for capital punishment, torture or degrading treatment or punishment within the EU. Lucas said defiantly:

“I am the last person in Europe making this kind of professional hanging equipment and I think today is the end to a piece of history. This has been going on for hundreds of years and I find it disgraceful how I have been treated. They should be bringing back capital punishment not banning people like myself who have only done this to restore and maintain law and order.”

Thick skinned Lucas and his hard core right wingers are a tiny minority and entitled to their own views; he will always be a headline hitter due to his gallows, but a big turn off for the great majority as there is no way capital punishment will ever be reintroduced in the UK, we are far too civilised a society.

It makes you wonder how easy it is to set up a political party. Plenty of interesting advice is offered here to anyone else wanting to do the same.

Please let me know if I am wrong, if you would give Lucas your X.