Good one Janice. If candidates can’t afford their own battle bus, then this is the next best thing.

I have spent a weekend with Janice Small in  Batley and Spen and I know how hard she is working. Deserving to win is not enough, and Janice knows she has to work harder to convince voters who are undecided to vote Tory, especially after a bad week of Ashcroft news.

Janice and I have an uncanny knack of buying the same clothes; I own the same grey suit jacket she is wearing in the pic on the bus and a similar style red coat. We also owned identical black suits while both working as Conservative regional press officers during the 2005 general election. Fortunately, we’ve never both worn our identical clothes at the same time and same place!