Ellee Seymour

MCIPR, PRESS CONSULTANT, JOURNALIST, POLITICAL AND PR BLOGGER.

July 21st, 2006

Time to head off for some R & R

Greetings from North Norfolk

I’m packing my bags and heading off to North Norfolk for a long week of R & R. Burnham Market, dubbed Chelsea-on-Sea, will be positively heaving tonight for its jazz festival with international stars Ian Shaw and Claire Martin.

I’m thrilled to be seeing Ian again, I saw him perform in Cambridge a year ago and he is fabulous, I have one of his cds, so I know Liza and I are in for a great treat, and she tells me tickets are like golddust. As the village is also a magnet for celebs, there could be a few surprises in store. I shall have my camera with me, just in case.

I have spent the last 10 summers in Burnham Market with my family. I love giving giving them a traditional English seaside holiday. We avidly study the tide tables to prepare ourselves for crabbing, alongside children called Clementine, Pandora and Hugo – I kid you not – all dear little things whose mummies and daddies look permenantly wiped out from the exertion of having to manage childcare themselves.

And I love the Lord Nelson connection; he was born in Burnham Thorpe and is a hero of mine. I enjoy cycling to the pub for a BBQ and glass of Nelson’s blood, a secret, scrummy brew.

The Hoste Arms is always great for people watching. They are staging the jazz concert tonight and proceeds will go to Peace Direct, which needs all the support it can get right now.

Good news for my family, I will not have my laptop with me, I’m lucky if I can get a signal on my mobile. Ciao.

July 20th, 2006

It may seem trivial, but ….

What’s the most you’ve ever been charged for A4 photocopying? Does £11.45 seem pretty steep to you?

And I know local councillors are busy bees, often juggling different roles, but how many laptops do they need to exercise their civic duties efficiently? Up to three, it seems in Norfolk, and all at the taxpayers’ expense.

I didn’t realise that elected members who serve on more than one authority often receive complimentary IT equipment from each of them. I guess they can always decline and say they already have one, or two, or more….

And Fenland Council is reviewing its charges for photocopying in the light of a landmark ruling following the disclosure that their basic fee is 1,250pc higher than a neighbouring council.

One local solicitor had queried being charged £62.50 for photocopies of notes and information kept on a public planning file.

And a local agent says he has written to the council’s finance director after being charged £22.90 for just two copies of a planning document. Is this the highest photocopying fee you have heard of?

Do you have any other ludicrous examples of council waste/over charging?

July 20th, 2006

It helps that she’s blonde and pretty

Bloggers worldwide have united behind La Petite Anglaise
It helps that she’s blonde and pretty, female too. But I do wonder if Catherine Sanderson’s unjust demise would have attracted the same worldwide interest had she been male. In fact, I doubt very much that any man would have been sacked for writing a personal blog and I wish her well with her test case for unfair dismissal in the French employment tribunal.

Using the pseudonym La Petite Anglaise, she has attracted an impressive international following for her musings on love, work and single motherhood.

Her blog postings, which are read by up to 3,000 people a day, do not reveal her own name, nor that of her French former boyfriend who is the father of her three-year-old daughter, and have never identified her employers. Yet the bi-lingual secretary was sacked for gross misconduct amid claims that she brought her accountancy company Dixon Wilson into disrepute. And even though Catherine admits to updating her blog during quiet office hours, tell me one person who has never used the web or phone for personal reasons.

Catherine is very much a modern woman with a natural flair for striking a chord about her daily trials and tribulations as a young and attractive single English woman living in the French capital with her daughter known as Tadpole, her Bridget Jones’ style diary has a romantic Parisian backdrop, and we know what a blockbuster that became.

They say every cloud has a silver lining, and Catherine’s sacking has catapulted her on the road to fame and glory as she has had two book offers and hopes to become a full-time writer.

Meanwhile, the collective fury of bloggers has united to offer their unstinting support to their heroine, whose latest posting has attracted 366 worldwide comments. And what a great scoop for Colin Randall who first reported this after corresponding with Catherine via her blog and realising its full potential.

Dixon Wilson could stand to lose more than just a spirited and creative member of staff if the tribunal decide their actions were unfair and unjust.

Whatever the result, Catherine will end up a winner.

Update: What are the French saying about le blog celebre? Read Croydonian to find out.

July 20th, 2006

Home Office can’t keep track of criminals either

It’s not just asylum seekers the Home Office can’t keep track of, it also does not know many criminals have slipped through the net after cuting off their electronic tags.

The Home Office has shame-facedly admitted that figures recording this crucial statistic are not kept, they have never been requested by the firms which operate the scheme, it was not a requirement of their contract. I find this astounding, it is surely essential in monitoring the success of this scheme, which is meant to be a deterrent to prison and protect the public.

The Home Office has admitted that figures it gave to one of East Anglia’s leading papers, the Eastern Daily Press, were inaccurate. This information was requested by the EDP under the Freedom of Information Act. It seems contractors Serco, which has a five year contract to operate the tagging scheme, gave the Home Office a totally wrong answer.

I am concerned about the effectiveness of tagging and wrote about it at the time. I hope this gross mismanagement is making John Reid’s blood boil too. Has he included plans for the monitoring of tagging to be reviewed in his department’s radical shake up?

There is no weblink for the story in today’s EDP, but it says:

“Red-faced Home Office officials last night admitted that figures on how many criminals cut off their electronic tags were not recorded separately by the private enforcement firms which operate the schemes…

“The admission that incorrect information has again been released by the Home Office will heap further embarrassment on beleagured home secretary John Reid – who reacted furiously after he was forced to apologise to MPs for giving them wrong figures on foreign prisoners earlier this year…

“Inaccurate figures had been provided because the Home Office had been given the information in ‘good faith’ by the contractors.”

Serco confusingly says that statistics on the removal of tags are not recorded separately, but they record those which have been tampered with. In the year between April 2005-2006, there were 81 cases of malicious damage to tags in Cambridgeshire, Norfolk and Suffolk – considerably fewer than the 1,510 mentioned two months ago.

How can we have confidence in a system run like this which is meant to protect the public? Why aren’t accurate figures kept on criminals who cut off their tags? Why aren’t tags made that are foolproof and cannot be removed by offenders? How accurate were the figures given to the Scotsman which has reported that more than half of Scotland’s electronically-tagged offenders breached their orders, according to official figures? Can the Home Office tell us how many criminals are roaming the streets today having removed their electronic tag? Do they know where they are?

July 20th, 2006

Who was the mystery Buck House streaker?

This year’s Wimbledon streaker
Who was the mystery man that bared all and did a streak at the Queen’s garden party last Tuesday?

It seems he was the 18-year-old son of one of the guests and was quickly ushed away by the Yeomen.

This was told to my by a friend who went to another garden party at Buck House this week. And she was told by one of the Yeomen, so it came from a very reliable source.

I happen to know that Trudy was among the guests last Tuesday, but she missed it.

Was he the first person to streak at the palace? Did the Queen or any royalty see him? What was his fate? I’m sure the tabloids would pay a pretty penny for his story.

July 20th, 2006

No greater honour

There is no greater honour than having your work appreciated by your peers. So thanks again to Iain for my second plug on his Channel 4 podcast. My post about Prezza was read out in full on air, which was quite a thrill.

And PR lecturer Richard Bailey has been musing about PR women bloggers and included me among those he regards as “thoughtful, incisive, creative, funny and colourful voices”. His site is top notch and I shall enjoy checking out those others he recommended.

It almost makes giving up my morning swim worthwhile….

July 19th, 2006

The rapid ascent of Tory women


And if we need further proof that Tory women are on the up, Michael Brown waxes lyrical about their rapid ascent in today’s Indy, pointed out to me by the vibrant Anne Jenkin, who says it is spot on.

Brown prophetically describes how women are making the difference for Tories. I just hope they don’t get labelled Dave’s Babes. He says:

In 1997, Tony Blair’s New Labour appeal was centred on “Mondeo man” and “Worcester woman”. But, as from last Saturday, Worcestershire Woman is now a prospective Conservative MP, and at the next general election she will probably be arriving in the House of Commons, in the shape of Harriet Baldwin.

David Cameron’s new Tory “A-list” of women candidates looks as though, after a shaky start, they are finally making the breakthrough at selection committees. On the same day, Karen Bradley was selected for the new, notionally Tory Staffordshire Moorlands constituency; and yesterday, Anna Soubry was chosen for marginal Broxtowe. Suddenly the proportion of women selected for safe and winnable seats has risen to one third: 12 out of 36.

July 19th, 2006

Tory convert Sue and Women2Win

Looking good, Women2Win
A random email to Sue Joyson opened up a whole new world for her of savvy women determined to succeed in politics; they are Tory women, Women2Win.

In the past she voted Lib Dem and Labour and she is a union member, but she was welcomed with open arms by Tory women and told she was exactly the kind of person they wanted on board.

Sue now feels passionately about the future of the Conservatives under David Cameron’s leadership and is urging others to join Women2Win, which is actively pushing for more female Conservative parliamentary candidates. I’ve just signed up, and men can too.

This is Sue’s story, it is an inspiring account of how the tide is changing:

It started with a random email – would I be interested in attending the first “Women2 Winâ€? networking evening in a smart hotel near the Houses of Parliament? I am intrigued…..

So in November I find myself at the City Inn Hotel in a bar with Sex-in-the-City-ish type of women: young, hip and oozing with confidence. I look around me, still intrigued and think that all these self-assured women must know each other.

I turn out to be wrong on this account: most of the women are, like me, attending on their own. We are a cross-section of women from different ethnic and social backgrounds, from the city or out in the sticks, and of varying ages and sexual orientation. We are a diverse mix of single, married and divorced women. We are mothers and career women, councillors and volunteers.

However, there is one thing we have in common: we are all curious to find out more about the party, and in particular David Cameron’s leadership, and many of us wish to get involved in the new direction the Conservative party is going.

My head is spinning from all the different and engaging women I am meeting. I introduce myself to a woman who tells me she is a councillor and gay. I politely ask why it is relevant for her to tell me this. She replies that in the new Conservative party, all sexualities are welcome. I am impressed with her honesty and feel a real sense that the Conservative party is changing.

I meet a teacher from an inner city school that is closing, and she astounds me with her passion for teaching. What a varied bunch of women we are – I thoroughly enjoy the camaraderie that emanates from my first meeting.

Much excitement is generated when Teresa May and other shadow cabinet members arrive as well as a film crew filming us for the BBC’s Politics programme. I grab myself a glass of chablis from the bar – £11.00 – shock horror – but then a kind Women2Win helper changes it for a glass of house wine and canapés, all courtesy of Women2Win.

I find myself on camera, a glass of wine in my hand, being interviewed for my views on the Conservative party; an experience I surprisingly enjoy…

Another meeting and this time on the top floor of the City Inn Hotel with panoramic views across London… Oliver Letwin is the guest speaker who makes us laugh with his anecdotes, Sandra Howard is in the background looking beautiful and answering questions gracefully. This time Channel 4 is filming and interviewing us, I manage to talk for three minutes non-stop about why I am supporting the Conservative party.

Fast forward to another evening – I attend an Introduction to Politics meeting where the panel consists of, amongst others, Bernard Jenkins MP and his lovely wife Anne, and Margot James, a successful and charming business woman. They are excellent speakers and encourage us to put our names forward for the candidates list.

We have to introduce ourselves, which I confess I find nerve-racking. My heart is beating furiously and my voice gets embarrassing squeaky. I say I feel passionate about the need for non-medical staff to have structured career paths to progress within the NHS. I say I had previously voted Liberal Democrats and Labour, and that I work in the NHS and am a member of Unison. Women nod and look interested. I wonder with my credentials whether I am the type of person the Conservatives want. I needn’t worry because I find myself welcomed with open arms and am told again and again: Conservatives want women like me to get involved.

At a fund raising evening at Sir Paul and Lady Judge’s amazing apartment overlooking the Thames, the wine and canapés are first class and David Cameron is the guest speaker – very impressive he is too.

I look through the wrap-around-windows and am mesmerised by the gorgeous views over London. I look in the direction of North London and think of Finchley, my childhood home, the place where I grew up with Margaret Thatcher as my MP. I feel as if I have come full circle.

Again, women are encouraged to network and some of the faces are now becoming familiar. That dreaded feeling of going alone to a function has subsided. Many women I speak to are quietly considering applying for the candidates list and choosing to become politically involved with their local constituencies.

It all started with a random email and now I have met so many interesting women who care deeply about politics, want to make a difference and feel inspired by David Cameron. These meeting are held monthly, are stimulating and fun and there is no pressure to participate in anything unless you wish to – so, please, why not give it a try?

July 19th, 2006

My friend Anthony is alive and well

One of Anthonys stunning paintings

My friend Anthony is alive and well, despite Cheffins auctioneers always refering to him in their brochure as a 20th century artist! He called round yesterday for a lift home and I assure you he is no fossil.

Some of his paintings are coming under the auctioneer’s hammer in Cambridge tomorrow and their prices could soar as he now has a royal patron – the Duke of Edingburgh bought one of his Fenland scenes at the last auction.

However, I have a unique nude painted by Anthony which is not up for sale, though you can take a peek…

July 18th, 2006

The Miliband blog is struggling

Has the Miliband blog lost its way?
If you were a Minister blogging about some of the most important topics of the day, surely people would want to comment. David Miliband was hailed a hero, a blue-eyed man of the moment who was going to engage openly with the public when he started four months ago, though it always was very much a one way conversation.

The novelty has now worn off, or rather boredom has set in. As a result, Miliband seems to have lost his readership, some posts are attracting no comments at all, his recent ones have not reached double figures; why even I can attract a larger response.

Interestingly, there is no mention on his blog about Defra’s latest report on avian flu which Defra is said to be distancing itself from; this report certainly angered local farmers. The bird flu outbreak attracted sensational headlines in our press, surely Miliband would want to converse with farmers about this. This is what has been said about it:

The Government last night distanced itself from a statement by Defra linking the spread of the bird flu outbreak to farmers feeding dead chickens to foxes – after an outraged response from Norfolk’s farming community. The final report by the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs into the spring outbreak of H7N3 strain at three farms in North Tuddenham, near Dereham, blames foxes for spreading the disease and says poultry farmers should stop feeding carcasses to foxes. Its report states:

“The results of this investigation, together with those from a recent survey of poultry keepers, indicate that bio-security measures should include preventing the predation of dead birds by free-living species such as foxes and advocate not practising the deliberate feeding of foxes with poultry carcasses.”

After hearing of the report’s conclusions, Stuart Agnew, a leading Norfolk farmer and former county representative on the National Farmer’s Union, condemn-ed the suggestion that farmers would intentionally feed foxes as “stupidâ€? and said it was impossible for farmers to do more to stop dead birds being taken by predators. A Defra spokesman later denied it was linking farmers feeding foxes with the spread of the disease in Norfolk but rather reinforcing good bio-security advice.

I find it unbelievable that Miliband has not written about this on his weblog, described by him as “helping bridge the gap – the growing and potentially dangerous gap – between politicians and the public”.

His blog should be pulsating and innovative, instead he has constantly ignored critics who regard it as nothing other than a ministerial post. It is as much fun and use as a limp, soggy welly. That’s why discerning people like Antony Mayfield are deleting Miliband’s feed as it is “too boring”. He is not alone.

And Simon Collister poses the question on eDemocracy about whether the Miliband blog is simply a “pilot”, nothing more. There should have been an evaluation of it in June, but Simon’s attempts to find out more have drawn a blank.

Despite its apparent failings, and the controvery over its funding, Miliband’s blog has been shortlisted for the New Statesman New Media Awards where I predict he will win on the grounds that he is simply a Minister. Interestingly, no other Ministers have said they would like to follow in his footsteps, unless you know differently ……