Does anyone know any good blogging jokes?

I’m preparing my next speech for Toastmaster’s and it’s going to be on blogging, but it has to be humorous, and it’s for a competition too, so the pressure is on. If you know any good, clean jokes about blogging, would you please send them this...
Pink Floyd and Cambridge’s most desirable house

Pink Floyd and Cambridge’s most desirable house

Offers have soared through the roof for the rather ordinary looking 1930s house in Cambridge where Pink Floyd founder Syd Barrett (pictured)lived for 25 years. The ghost of the rock legend has suddenly made it Cambridge’s most desirable house, with offers being...
Today’s generation of iPod and chatroom kids

Today’s generation of iPod and chatroom kids

What a difference a generation makes. When I was a kid, I was happy making dens and mud pies, playing teacher with my dolls and reading lots and lots of books. Today’s digital kids are instantly bored if not plugged in to their iPod, a chatroom or computer games...