Confucius say – time to recognise women now

I can only imagine the euphoric delight experienced by the latest female descendents of our esteemed Chinese philosopher Confucius. A fifth-update on the family tree is being currently carried out which will include women for the first time after 2,500 years. The 77th generation descendant of Confucius agrees they have to “adapt with the times”. Up until then,...
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Conservatives push for EU-India free trade pact

David Cameron must be delighted with the speed that an EU-India free trade pact is coming to fruition. My MEP Robert Sturdy (pic)is Conservative International Trade spokesman and naturally delighted. We are already India’s biggest trading partner at some 40 billion euros annually. Our press release today endorsed plans to strengthen and develop strategic trading links, which will be...
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Crusade to oust St George will be debated in Parliament

The crusade to oust St George as England’s patron saint is gathering momentum and will be heard in Parliament. Conservative MP David Ruffley also believes it is time to restore the title to St Edmund (see pic). He plans to raise it as a debate in the House of Commons on behalf of his constituency. He said: “I’m going to be reading the petition to the...
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