Does anyone know any good blogging jokes?
Posted by Ellee on Sep 13, 2006 in updates | 9 commentsI’m preparing my next speech for Toastmaster’s and it’s going to be on blogging, but it has to be humorous, and it’s for a competition too, so the pressure is on.
If you know any good, clean jokes about blogging, would you please send them this way. After all, talking about wikis and widgets won’t get that many laughs.
I shall refer to those hilarious named bloggers that hide behind a cloak of anonymity, such as rigger mortice and Vented Spleen – why they could be any of those people facing me in the room!
I’ll start you off, did you hear the one about the blogger who ….
That’s the only one I could find
maybe I should come up with some jokes about bloggers.
Mosi, thanks for the link, it was a great read, very funny too, but not really jokey. I highly recommend it to other blogaholics!
This is really funny…
Are you a blogging addict?
A blog is like a police officer:
It’s the first place you go when you want to moan endlessly about your life.
PS read your post about boys doing worse at school – check out my blog for the latest on male intelligence.
How can you tell if a government service is going down the pan and its employees are all cheesed off and depressed?
They start blogs.
Maybe not quite funny enough for you though!
Heather, Thanks for the idea, I checked out The Humour Archive, but no mention of blogs.
Mike, thanks too, your link was spot on, but I didn’t roll around the floor laughing, so I guess no one else will.
Found it:
http://hcaldwell.blogspot.com/2005/11/on-take-my-postplease.html
Hi Ellee, thanks for the comment. I’m sorry I don’t know any good jokes about bloggers…only rubbish ones. Well it’s not even a joke but something I read on another blog. There are 6 million blogs….one of them must be good. Or something like that. Good luck with finding them, have you tried “The Humor Archives”?
Read somewhere… can’t remember where now…
How can you tell if monkeys have been visiting your blog?
The quality of the comments goes way up.